dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

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sodamnrelatable:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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best-of-funny:

X

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mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

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unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

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actionjacksonlovesbbq:

#syphilis

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this kid’s got the world figured out

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mollyiswideawake:

the-eleventh-blog:

iwanty0ubleeders:

can you imagine

if google just disappeared from the internet 

and then we couldn’t google what happened to it

because google was gone 

It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film

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desudad:

Whoever painted this and left it in the art building, I am in love with you.

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breanieswordvomit:

ladyfabulous:

ladyoflate:

against-a-67chevy:

asdllkshfad:

bbcsherlockftw:

batched:

whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath

And I am Benadryl Slumberbelch. Lord of all.

Backitup Humperdinck

Brodyquest Flubbercrack 

Benadryl or Beachbody Cunningscratch

Handpicked Calldispatch

Beachbody Lumberlatch

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bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

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timelordsandhunters:

when you learn something in History class that was on Doctor Who

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lolsofunny:

it’s sad to see it get old and rusty :(

that is so fucking creative…i never really realized they did that

:(

My childhood :(

Those movies just got darker and darker.

the one thing i love about this post is how no one even had to say what movie these are from.. every one just ….. knew.

^

WE ALL KNEW. 

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